Atheists wanna know what I think?

I think scientists makes these stuff (Evololution,M-theory,big bang) up because they have not life and has not lost thier virginity so they make up stoupid fairy tales about fossils and crap. so they can get money and laid. those poor pimple faced virigins. Why can't you accept that a good sheperd heard god and coincidantly had enough of quills and inks and all the vellums he needed to write down gods words? my mother fed me coronas when i was an inffant and somehow I am smarter then you.